Over the course of this commercial, I’ve come to be chummy with the guard in the booth of the Anonymous Content parking lot.Guard, whose name I really ought to have learned, is probably fifty or so, extremely skinny and harsh looking with a long ponytail, a baseball cap, a Slavic accent and a side of sass. (Please note that by Slavic, I really mean that it is foreign but not Spanish, French or Italian....
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Beep Beep Beep
For the last week or so, I’ve been working as a production assistant for the art department on a Toyota commercial. The job – well it’s not one I would put down on my list of life experiences I’ve enjoyed.There are few daily tasks in life that I don’t relish. The first is, of course, waking up. We’ll come back to that.The second is showering. I don’t know why, but I’ve never been a big fan. I...
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Questing
As I was creeping my way along the 405 in this morning's rush hour, my mind began to drift. I absently gazed at the truck in front of me and I was hit with an uncontrollable desire to right click on it and select 'follow'.With autofollow on, driving would be so much more enjoyable. The invisible tether that bound myself and the truck would lead me along the freeway with no effort on my part. I...
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News Flash!
FISHBOY FOUND IN SAN FRANCISCO TOWN SQUARE!Officials refuse to confirm the existence of what can only be described as part-man, part-fish, all-freak. Several eye and nose-witnesses report seeing this creature roaming the Ghiradelli Square, looking for chocolate. AllieInLaLaLand reporter Snark Squikerson managed to track down these witnesses and hear their tales.It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! There was a definite...
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Apartment
Here are some pictures of our snazzy new apartment!(Fancy, no?)(Look... we even have a barbeque! Woot!)(Nice Ikea space saving device on the wall...)(I included this picture only because you all need to see the wicked cool cherry contact paper that I smothered the cupboards in)Isn't it beautiful? I'm totally pumped - and would like to take this opportunity to thank my Mom, Dad and Uncle Matt for the assistance in creating this...
