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Jingle Bell!
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Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle all way!
Oh, fun!
Oh, ride!
Oh, foh!
H...
Let There Be Lights!
We spent this evening at Salem's Holiday Festival of Lights. It was in Keizer. Because, you know - why not? I will assume that the location explains the predominance of motorcycles and mac trucks, but that may just be wishful thinking.
Cael enjoyed the whole thing, especially, "Santa, the reindeer, the snowman and the bear." (Apparently Fred Bear is moonlighting at Capitol Toyota. He was neither...
I don't know where he gets these things...
"Look at me, Mama! I tucked my shirt into my underwear so I can be Style Batman!"
In his underwear tool-belt: a square, a bell, a phone rattle, and Thomas the Train. Style Batman is prepared for anythi...
Tree Lighting
Cael has mentioned on numerous occasions that he really wants to pet Santa's reindeer. Being the deprived child he is, we completely ignored his request and did not do everything in our power to bring him to some real live reindeer.
Oh, wait.
Meet Dancer and Rudolph. In what was almost as anticlimactic as the ridiculously long wait to sit on Santa's lap that ended with Cael and Finn a good 3 feet from St. Nick and Cael...
Pregnant Chic
Because the zombie-ness, the whaleness and the constant waterworks in the grocery store (why so emotionally triggering, produce section?) weren't enough of an embarrassment, I now must be afflicted with an something called "Pelvic girdle pain." It couldn't be called something a little more palatable? Something clinical like "dislocatopia" or something more romantic like "Esmerelda's Hunch" perhaps?
Nevermind the fact...
Treat
Sir Knight and his King prepare to head off to preschool:
Cael's class is going to visit the adjacent retirement community for some trick-or-treating. Ryan's hoping to sneak in. He's such a sucker for candy.
ETA: Ryan reports that he dropped Cael off to a classroom full of princesses. Sir Knight be pimpi...