Cael: Mama?
Allie: Yeah?
Cael: I want to play with Kailey.
Allie: I want you to play with Kailey too, Buddy, but you can't right now.
Cael: I want to play with Kailey!
Allie: I know, but she's not here.
Cael: Kailey's at home.
Allie: Yeah, she's at her home in Arizona.
Cael: Arizona!
Allie: Yup.
Cael: Can we go to Arizona?
Allie: Not right now. But we will again.
Cael: On airplane.
Allie: Yes. We'll go to Arizona on an airplane.
Cael: Okay. Mama?
Allie: Yeah, Buddy?
Cael: I want to play with Jack!

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There is an Arizona.

Home. Tired.

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Allie: What do you want for breakfast?
Cael: Fish!
Allie: Not for breakfast. How about toast?
Cael: Fish!
Allie: Yogurt?
Cael: No, Mama. Fish!
Allie: You can't have goldfish for breakfast, Cael. You can have them for a snack later. Cereal, toast, yogurt - those are your options right now.
Cael: No, Mama. Those not my options!

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If you think, "Weird. That sounded like a fish jumped out of the tank" - INVESTIGATE FURTHER.

In related news: RIP, Bo the Fish.

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At least he knows?

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