Dear Vaughn,
I don't quite know how to say this. Only one other time in my life have I written a note like this. I was in the sixth grade and I biked to his house, dropped it on the porch and furiously biked away... but that's neither here nor there.
There really is no easy way to say this, so I'll be painfully blunt: I'm breaking up with you.
This is sudden and unexpected, I realize. I do wish things would have worked out between us. They would have, too. That's what makes this so hard. You and I were so good together -- it would have been a lifelong relationship. You, with your green-eyed hotness, feeding me grapes and fanning me as I watch old episodes of Alias. We could have stayed like that forever...
...but with the end of the series came a hole in my heart. A gaping emptiness that needed to be filled -- a feeling that your eye-candy alone would not quell. And so, I looked elsewhere.
That's when I found Stargate: Atlantis. I know, I know -- how cruel and uncharacteristic of me to turn to the SciFi channel! I didn't mean to do it, I swear to you! I don't even know which channel number on cable it is -- but the DVDs were there and I was aching! I popped one in and I lost control.
I know you're thinking that it doesn't have to end things between us -- that you can feed me grapes while I watch Atlantis... but... unfortunately, that's not the end of my betrayal.
I've met someone else. His name is John and he's an Airforce pilot with the spikey hair of a 12 year old boy and a nasty habit of going against orders. I won't sit here gush about him, to you of all people -- I know how this must hurt you. But -- he's made me realize that you and I were just fooling ourselves into believing that life couldn't get any better. It can.
And it will for you, too.
I wish you all the happiness in the world.
Love (but not as much as before because I have to save the majority of it for my Shep),
Allie
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I don't quite know how to say this. Only one other time in my life have I written a note like this. I was in the sixth grade and I biked to his house, dropped it on the porch and furiously biked away... but that's neither here nor there.
There really is no easy way to say this, so I'll be painfully blunt: I'm breaking up with you.
This is sudden and unexpected, I realize. I do wish things would have worked out between us. They would have, too. That's what makes this so hard. You and I were so good together -- it would have been a lifelong relationship. You, with your green-eyed hotness, feeding me grapes and fanning me as I watch old episodes of Alias. We could have stayed like that forever...
...but with the end of the series came a hole in my heart. A gaping emptiness that needed to be filled -- a feeling that your eye-candy alone would not quell. And so, I looked elsewhere.
That's when I found Stargate: Atlantis. I know, I know -- how cruel and uncharacteristic of me to turn to the SciFi channel! I didn't mean to do it, I swear to you! I don't even know which channel number on cable it is -- but the DVDs were there and I was aching! I popped one in and I lost control.
I know you're thinking that it doesn't have to end things between us -- that you can feed me grapes while I watch Atlantis... but... unfortunately, that's not the end of my betrayal.
I've met someone else. His name is John and he's an Airforce pilot with the spikey hair of a 12 year old boy and a nasty habit of going against orders. I won't sit here gush about him, to you of all people -- I know how this must hurt you. But -- he's made me realize that you and I were just fooling ourselves into believing that life couldn't get any better. It can.
And it will for you, too.
I wish you all the happiness in the world.
Love (but not as much as before because I have to save the majority of it for my Shep),
Allie
