Get thee to a door frame

Today sucked.

Adam is living in Poland now. *Wibble*

Airport!Quiznos didn't have tuna.

My iPod has reduced its battery life from two hours to two minutes.

My wedding shoes are three sizes too small and I'd have to totally Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella my heel to fit in them.

I had to talk to a stranger on the phone.

Clio puked.

Ryan's at the library. Still.

But really...

The most terrifying part of the day...

Dad changed the radio station when "Do Wah Diddy" came on.

Isn't that a sign of the Apocalypse?