I just finished my third day of *drumroll* work.Whoa.That's right. Someone actually hired me. I'm a full blown employee. *Flashes badge (with cliched horrible picture)*And the crazy thing? I am loving it.Plus? Money.I just don't know what I'll do with it. Oh, wait. Yes I ...

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So, Ryan woke me up this morning a bit before seven. My first thought - omg it's Christmas! Which made absolutely no sense once I was fully conscious. Ryan suggested perhaps that was the last time I woke up that early.Which I believed for about fifteen minutes. Then I remembered BCB and her early morning workouts.Maybe it was the combo of the morning and the heat being on.Or maybe I'm lo...

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I always knew I was special. Thoughtful and loving. Authority figures probably have been sheltering you all of your life. Thankfully you're a very tranquil person who is content with what life has given you, but secretly you want to know how the outside world works.Charming and witty. You are always the first person to come up with a wisecrack. Sure, you have an attitude, but that's why people love you. You keep them on their...

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OMG. Not only did I step out of the way for David Spade, almost maim Danny DeVito, watch my boyfriend get checked out by Mia Maestra, touch two people who have touched Michael Vartan, breathe the same air as Joshua Radin, shop at the Gap with the girl from Signs, but now -- to top it off -- I have followed __________. That's right. You heard me.On our way back from Portland at 11:30 on Friday night,...

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So, um. They didn't kill Sly, they just messed with his head. Now, to turn him on I have to press the Windows key and the power at the same time. First of all - whuh? Second of all - how the hell does Ryan figure this shit out? (Although, I did always wonder wtf that key was for.)Ps. Were I one of those super cool bloggers with throngs of adoring fans, I would use this as an opportunity to recommend...

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Sylvester had a little accident that resulted in the loss of a USB port. (I swear - the poor fella is as sturdy as Christmas china. Jeeze.) I tried to exist for a while with only one port, and it wasn't too much of a hassle. Ideally, I'd have three, but I can survive with one. And really, I don't mind the indent shapped like my hand that has appeared on the palm-rest. Which is why, when Ryan...

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Today I drove to Portland to pick up my shoes (as I am too leet for Salem footwear). When I got to the store, I was helped by the same saleswoman who has helped me the last four times I have patronized said mercantile. This woman happens to be the aunt of my cousin's husband. I mean, we're practically blood... and yet - SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME. Gawd. Two of the times I have been in the store...

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Drunk grocery store = no more fun than sober grocery store.Although, I did come home with two different types of h...

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On Monday I decided that my hair was due for a change. And, since I'm not that adventurous, I decided my change would be [/drumroll] getting rid of the highlights I've had for as long as I can remember and dying my hair back to its original color. I know, I know. Slow down!I asked Tina what she thought of the idea, because, as we all know, she won't do something she doesn't approve of. (Which...

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