Drunk grocery store = no more fun than sober grocery store.
Although, I did come home with two different types of ham.
A glimpse into Allie's [insert appropriate adjective here] life
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2 comments:
at: 5:16 AM said...
but did you oink to get your ham? that is a question all the readers want to know......
at: 10:38 PM said...
Once I went to the grocery store drunk to get Macaroni and Cheese. I spit on the floor and almost got kicked out. Apparently Albertson's does not have the same rules as a dive bar.
And another time I walked wasted to the grocery store to get cigarettes at 6 o'clock in the morning. I thought it wasn't a long walk 'cause it was only four block, but it was actually a stumbling mile and a half. And I kept seeing people out jogging and walking their dogs before work. I took a cab home.
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