Ryan: Our first day finished. Well, your second day. My first day.
Allie: Word.
Ryan: That was pretty cool. I looked wickedly creepy.
Allie: Word.
Ryan: I had no idea that my character was going to be that over the edge.
Allie: Word.
Ryan: I’m guessing you find it entertaining that by changing your inflection you can change the meaning of the word “word.”
Allie: Word!
Ryan: This is going to be one of those conversations, isn’t it?
Allie: Word.
Ryan: Okay. Anyway, speaking of looking freaky – how nasty was that woman at McDonalds?
Allie: Word.
Ryan: Who told her it was cool to shave your eyebrows completely off and then draw them in with a single pencil line? And it makes it especially disturbing is that the line is way above where her eyebrows should be so it makes her face looks all warped and discolored.
Allie: Word.
Ryan: I love you, you know that right?
Allie: Word.
Ryan: Then know that I say this because I care about you.
Allie: Word.
Ryan: If you say “word” one more time I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and draw them back on.
Allie: Bitchin.
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