Apparently Loren told some producer that I had the hots for Ben Affleck. So, yeah. HOW FREAKING FUNNY IS THIS??
Yes, Ben. I lurve you so. I'm desperately jealous! That body hair is just SO hot! I change my mind - Jennifer Garner hasn't gone crazy... you're totally desirable. I want to have your love child too!
I wonder what would happen if Loren told someone I was madly in love with Michael Vartan? *Sigh* One of these days we will meet and he will be mine.
1 comments:
at: 8:10 PM said...
Oh Allie, Ben Affleck in bed. Wasn't that almost every girl's dream back in 1998? I miss your sassy self, you fabu little kitten. Say hello to el Senor Cartypants.
Love,
Kim Crow
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