We have this neighbor - let us call him Spike.
Apparently an expert in all things garden and house maintenance, Spike takes it upon himself to teach Ryan how to better take care of our home. Or, perhaps "teach" is the wrong word. It's more like he leans over the fence and verbally bashes Ryan's gardening approach, criticizing every little thing Ryan does in our yard. From raking leaves to removing...
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MOAR!
Rumor has it some of you play the other video on a loop. He doesn't do too much more in this one, but I'm sure I can find some footage of him drooling if you're looking for variety.
Notice the shirt? Today he moved on to his 6 month clothes. He has grown from his "Mommy Loves Me" onesie to a new and more possessive "Property of Mom FOREVER." His 9 month shirt reads, "I LOVE MY MOM AND NO ONE...
Still Sucking
My hopes have been shattered. Instead of the fist sucking turning into thumb sucking, it has turned into dual fist-sucking. I'm wondering if he's going to be able to stick his whole arm in there at some poi...
Percentiles
Cael had his 4-month appointment this week.
Here's the percentile breakdown:
Height: 50%
Weight: 60%
Head: 75%
So next time someone tells me how uncommonly chubby my baby is (which, if history is any indication, will be the next time he is seen by anyone on the planet) I will respond with:
"Yeah, he's a little thick around the thighs, but if you want to see big - check out his noggin. Talk about...
Un-Fit
I never thought I'd see the day when I'd miss Workout-Video-Tony telling me, "Suck it up. This is 3-4!" Woe, that day has come.
The Wii Fit is a bully.
Our unhealthy relationship began when the Wii labeled me as a 40-year-old with, according to my avatar, an aching back. All you over forty can be offended by it calling 40-year-olds decrepit and I can be offended because I'm only 26 OMG! (Yeah,...
Gah!
I knew the terminator would come while I was working out. Knew it. (And yes, I refuse to stop calling him the terminator. Terminix + exterminator = terminator. If they didn't want that nickname they should have had the foresight to name themselves Flernimix or something. Flerminator wouldn't be so tempting.)Once a month the guy comes and sprays around the house to keep away the spiders (ew! spiders!)...