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Wow. This gmail superduperuberbar thing is really very entertaining. I can't believe I've had it so long and just completely disregarded it. *iz ashamed*

"Repair Your Relationship. Relationshipsaver.com - Even if your partner is unwilling. Learn how in 20 minutes guaranteed."

There are so many things wrong with that ad I can't even start.

Though it is slightly disturbing that google scans my emails and uses the text to infer what kind of advertising I'd be susceptible to, I do find some amusement in trying to locate the key word that spawned the ad. For example, I got an email from Lauren with the word "friendship" in it, and I'm guessing that's what made the internet elves think I might need a love doctor.

I'm tempted to write a long-winded and completely random email filled with words like mortgage, enlargement, single... just to throw them for a loop and make the little fellas dance.

"Omg! Do we use the porn one? E-dating? Is my head EXPLODING?!"